Ari I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest. It turns out porpoises aren't the only animals turning up floating in the sea after meeting dolphins; the other ones being baby dolphins themselves. The victors raid the other nest, capture any survivors and steal all the eggs. The reality isn't all that much better. Add me to the weekly newsletter. Besides also being among the smartest things on Earth, dolphins share another characteristic with humans:
After watching his parents being murdered right in front of his eyes with a can of Raid did he swear a one bug war against crime and corruption?
Sometimes – unfortunately – being an asshole is the way to get ahead
Let's put it bluntly: It turns out porpoises aren't the only animals turning up floating in the sea after meeting dolphins; the other ones being baby dolphins themselves. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. Survivors and newborn ants are then forced to work for the victors' nest as long as they live; or at least until their new masters get a craving for some fresh slave ant, and devour them. Don't have an account? So, what do they do?